You know how sometimes you have a funny conversation with someone and it turns into a running gag every time you see them? Yep I love those too.
Because it’s the middle of the week and because we’ve had enough exciting search engine news in the past few days, I thought I’d break with tradition on the blog and share one of those funny conversations with you instead.
Warning: If you’re squeamish about naughty words, or just a prude in general, look away NOW.
So the other day my husband Jerry and I were reminiscing about a pub we used to go to in the nearby port town of Lyttelton called the Rat and Roach. It used to serve monster hamburgers which were delicious, but it ended up closing down, no doubt due to the poorly thought out name of the place.
That conversation led to us having a verbal competition to see who could come up with the silliest pub name, real or imaginary. It’s an ongoing battle but here’s the score so far:
ME: The Rat and Roach (real)
HIM: The Ox and Pickle (imaginary)
ME: The Spank and Fiddle (imaginary)
HIM: The Cock and Balls (imaginary)
ME: Ladies Pockets (imaginary)
ME: The Pickit and Hives (imaginary)
HIM: The Bendover and Wallop (imaginary)
ME: The Earl of Hurl (imaginary)
ME: Her Majesty’s Nipple (imaginary)
As you can see, I’m well in the lead with those last few, but I’ll add more as they roll in.
To help the cause, I took the competition onto Twitter to see what silly pub names other people may have come across. It even spawned it’s own hashtag #sillypubnames
It wasn’t long before we had some hilarious additions:
@Teifion: The Rat and Carrot (imaginary)
@netmeg: The Jox Trap (real – gay bar in Detroit)
@seoidiot: Fanny By Gaslight (real – I kid you not, in UK)
@Teifion: The Pig and Marmalade (imaginary)
@coplandmj: The Office (real – Brighton UK)
@barrysaunders: The Lick Her Store (real – bottle shop in Sydney)
@ninefish: The Slug and Lettuce (real – Worcester UK)
@Teifion: The Pipe and Cucumber (imaginary)
@ChelleC79: The Lion and Pineapple (real)
@ninefish: The Dog and Trumpet (real – Coventry UK)
But as @seoidiot pointed out in one of his tweets, when it comes to silly pub names that actually exist, the UK wins out every time.
Check out these classics featured in an article called The UK’s Weirdest Pub Names :
- The Spread Eagle (Wiltshire)
- The Old Thirteenth Cheshire Astley Volunteer Rifleman Corps Inn (Stalybridge)
- The Happy Medium (Chicester)
and the gold medal goes to:
- The Fawcett Inn (Hampshire – pictured) – say it aloud!
Hope you enjoyed these.
Come across any silly pub names of your own? Join the fun and please add them in the comments or tweet them using the #sillypubnames hashtag.